That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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