she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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