john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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