Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
