I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Are we still banned from the library?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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