btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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