How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
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you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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