On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
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he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
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So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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