i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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