I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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