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I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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