remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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