Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
My liver just had a heart attack.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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