I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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