That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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