yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
