i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
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Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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