he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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