my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
he fucked my hip out of place.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Randomize