What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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