Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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