so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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