I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
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You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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