i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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