she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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