hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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