she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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