After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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