You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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