everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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