How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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