This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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So many bounce houses so little time
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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