so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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