Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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