Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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