He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I have aggressive nipples.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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