You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
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How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP