Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
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Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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