So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Someone came in the potted fern
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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