What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
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People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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