i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
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She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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