Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize