It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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