You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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