Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
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So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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