the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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