just come out here and I will go home with you...
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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