Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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