This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
i out mim tonsoeep
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