Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
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Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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