he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book