I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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