dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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