You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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