do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
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We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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