As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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