Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
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New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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